I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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