I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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