are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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