Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Randomize
