Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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