Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
and you fell through a lawn chair
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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