I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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