Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Randomize
