I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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