I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
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