Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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