i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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