i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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