This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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