how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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