but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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