rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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