don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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