okay pat passed out under dana's car
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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