And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Randomize
