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I looked at my own cervix.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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