For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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