So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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