I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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