hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Green mimosas i think yes
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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