Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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