When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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