I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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