So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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