I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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