Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
