mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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