Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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