I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
its not stalking. its research.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
