woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
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