hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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