he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Randomize
