How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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