I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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