You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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