ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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