I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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