On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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