There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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