Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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