I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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