Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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