I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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