We're facebook friends in real life
i don't like sucking hair
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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