I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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